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sds[0]="'Animals: Eat em up, Eat em up!!! Unless it's Lent, animals are to be eaten, POST HASTE!!!'";
sds[1]="'I think so. But not like a big theme park. Maybe a good roller coaster. A log flume, a cotton candy shop, and a wave pool. A park basically just to chill in while having fun.'";
sds[2]="'Anitidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you'";
sds[3]="'POWER TO THE PEOPLE.<br> DRINK MILK.<br> DONT DO DRUGS.'";
sds[4]="'I have your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it.' - Agent Smith, <i>The Matrix Has You</i>";
sds[5]="'Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.' - <i>50 facts about Women</i>";
sds[6]="'I'm going to move to India, there are jobs THERE.'";
sds[7]="'Daily Lesson: I should start wondering why people hate me BEFORE I say 'Now available in Spanish' after they're finished talking'";
sds[8]="'hmm, i wonder if arnold s. is angry...'";
sds[9]="'Daily Lesson: When you think that pop rocks and soda make your stomach explode, you probably shouldn't worry about other people's health.'";
sds[10]="'I thought it was awesome because he's really surly throughout the entire movie, and he ruins lots of people's damn.'";
sds[11]="'I got permission to land a couple days ago'";
sds[12]="'If chess was a sport, then Halo would be a sport too. I mean, Halo's button and joystick mashing gives a whole lot more exercize than moving little pieces of wood around on a board. <br>But yeah, sports are physical stuff. So chess doesn't count.'";
sds[13]="'i aint 2 new here, its been about a month, but i just wanted to say hi 2 all the new peep<br>*yells, <i>HI NEW PEEPS!</i>*'";
sds[14]="'ahaha my friend bought a mp3 player off of ebay and when it arived it was a picture of a mp3 player!'";
sds[15]="'Disgruntled, Impounded Bananas, in alliation with the Kittens of Hungary, are planning a sneak attack on the great Muslim church of Argentina, on February 31, 65 BC.'";
sds[16]="'Civil Disobedience is still disobedience...What's next, Civil First Degree Felony with Aggravated Assault?'";
sds[17]="'I've overruled the Constitution and you've lost the right to bear arms and legs for that matter.'";
sds[18]="'Houston, we have a spork'";
sds[19]="'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.'";
sds[20]="'A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it' - Agent K: <i>MIB</i>";
sds[21]="'I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.'";
sds[22]="'A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.'";
sds[23]="'Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not really sure about the Universe.' - Albert Einstein";
sds[24]="'When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.' - Albert Einstein";
sds[25]="'Alcohol and calculus don't mix, don't drink and derive'";
sds[26]="'You must be from the Matrix, because there is no aim.'";
sds[27]="'An agnostic, dyslexic insomniac: someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog...'";
sds[28]="'Why have there been no female presidents? let's think about this... how many wars would be declared due to PMS?'";
sds[29]="'Guys are like slinkys... pretty much pointless... but it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs'";
sds[30]="'If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you for alot of money'";
sds[31]="'These quotes have brought the forum to a new low. A low so low that whomever comes across this site will have their bodies instantly crushed from the pressure.'";
sds[32]="'If life hands you lemonade, kick it in the balls and say, I wanted a beer, xxx!'";
sds[33]="'1 by 1 the penguins steal my sanity'- Sonicshot";
sds[34]="'They say the game is 90% half-mental' -John Madden on Football";
sds[35]="'A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.'";
sds[36]="'I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.' - Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)";
sds[37]="'Black holes are where God divided by zero.' - Steven Wright'";
sds[38]="Funnyguy Created This Code And He Sooo Kewl";


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